Former Cardinals kicker Phil Dawson retires Top Stories Grace expects Greinke trade to have emotional impact Comments Share Ouch. In 2005, the Arizona Cardinals introduced the uniform set that they wear today. They added a black alternate look in 2010, but otherwise, little has changed over the last decade.According to ESPN’s Paul Lukas, that’s a bad thing.Lukas, who runs the site’s “Uni Watch” blog, ranked all 32 of the league’s teams in terms of uniforms, and he has the Cardinals at a miserable 30th.Ugh — where do we start? There’s the absurd pants piping, the silly underarm striping, the unnecessary black uni, the blood-clot look, and so on. Even the helmet, which is really nice when viewed in isolation, doesn’t work because it’s an old-school design that looks out of place with the rest of the uniform’s new-school details. A mess from top to bottom. The 5: Takeaways from the Coyotes’ introduction of Alex Meruelo Derrick Hall satisfied with D-backs’ buying and selling Uniform rankings are purely a matter of opinion, though we have a tough time believing that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Tennessee Titans are rocking a better look than the Cards.And also, Lukas’ top-ranked team is the Pittsburgh Steelers, who should be nowhere near that spot as long as this is part of their wardrobe.